There once was a toaster named Ted, who wanted to take over the world. His plan was very simple: look angry, say nonsense and win all elections. Just one thing stood in the way of his victory: !!!
What he promised his country: that he would bring chaos and destruction.
What he failed to do: commit an open border. What a foolish visionary this guy could be. He knew danger, because he warned people that coming in and out of the U.S. was going to be serious.
One thing he lost: the fact that they’d come into his world and destroyed him, only to go up another hill and get themselves to the third most dangerous place in the world.
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