a toaster named Ted

Day 15 – The Story of Ted the Toaster

There once was a toaster named Ted, who wanted to take over the world. His plan was very simple: look angry, say nonsense and win all elections. Just one thing stood in the way of his victory: !!!

a toaster named Ted
a toaster named Ted

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What he promised his country: that he would bring chaos and destruction.

What he failed to do: commit an open border. What a foolish visionary this guy could be. He knew danger, because he warned people that coming in and out of the U.S. was going to be serious.

One thing he lost: the fact that they’d come into his world and destroyed him, only to go up another hill and get themselves to the third most dangerous place in the world.

the third most dangerous place in the world
the third most dangerous place in the world

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