Do you prefer the meat, or potatoes?

Day 16 – The Story of A Hungry Dog

Every evening, dogs get hungry and try to bring this message across to their human owners in several ways. One of the many tactics is awkwardly standing next to them, hoping they will notice their hunger. Another way is to routinely check their food bowls, maybe food has appeared when they weren’t looking? If there is no food in the food bowl, it’s good to lick the bowl to make sure it’s really empty, and simultaneously push it around the kitchen floor. The humans must surely notice this. If all else fails, the best way to make sure your humans know you’re hungry is to take it easy, or at least make something that smells great. If you’re hungry, put a lid on the dish, and make sure to pour a little water onto it. This way you can know if your animals are hungry, but not why you’re hungry.

10. Food

The next time we’ve been talking to you about how to eat, we need to ask for your suggestions. Do you have a favourite meal or snack? Do you prefer the meat, or potatoes? Any kind of food? Do you prefer potatoes or tomatoes?

Do you prefer the meat, or potatoes?
Do you prefer the meat, or potatoes?

11. Food

The next time we’re talking about why it is good to eat, we start considering food as a good way to take ourselves home. If you are hungry, make sure you place a timer on your food. If you’re in the kitchen, make sure you place a timer in the kitchen (if it isn’t the kitchen, don’t mess with it). Make sure your food is ready, and that it’s all for the next meal. If you want something you don ́t want to eat, make sure it’s delicious. If you don ́t want a cheesecake or steak or beer, make sure the timer is on. Don ́t worry about food items being stuck in the dishes. Make your own. Go to your fridge (it’s basically your kitchen).

your fridge
your fridge

12. Cooking

The next time you’re talking about cooking, make sure to place some of the best ingredients in the soup. This way, you can see the ingredients you will have to make. Let’s assume you have five ingredients in the soup. Make sure you have 10 ingredients (depending on how many ingredients). Make sure you place it in the soup every time you ́ll want it. Make sure the contents of the soup are the same, even the consistency of the soup. When you’re done, make sure all the ingredients are in the soup all the way from bottom to top. Make sure the cooking is as efficient as possible.

the soup
the soup

The text in bold was written by Nicole the human and completed by the DeepAI Text Generator. The images were created by the DeepAI Text To Image AI, using their captions as the text input.